Damn Princess

So, this is a picture of my daughter’s playroom.  You’ll notice that the kitchen takes prominence……

 and then I bought her this.

Seriously. I complain about the absurdity of wasting your time cleaning and then I buy my 3-year-old a cute little cleaning kit. And so she sweeps the floors, wanting to “clean like Mama”……

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Damn girl, let it go.


My friend Brian recently ran into someone he hadn’t seen in years. Even though this person had never bothered to show up to his wedding, send a gift or an RSVP, Brian went out for beers with this guy.  I meanwhile, was busy preparing voodoo dolls ……

I once saw 2 guys get into a physical fight and the next week they were back being friends. Like that would NEVER in a million years happen with women. Read More

You’re not a polling station!

Do you ask your mother, sister, best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, colleague, neighbor and nutritionist for their opinion on a topic before you make a final decision?  Well, you need to stop doing this. It’s weak.  It shows you’re indecisive and you lack confidence, and nobody wants a leader that’s indecisive or unsure of themselves.

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